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Tim: I'm tellin' ya, if you see one movie this year, it's got to be this one.
Tim: Sorry guys, I can't give great reviews to every movie I see. This one's only getting three bags of popcorn.
Tim: I don't know what movies to see this weekend, well we're here to help. It's On Cinema At The Cinema with me, your host Tim Heidecker.
TimL Hi everybody. My name is Tim Heidecker and I'm the host of On Cinema At The Cinema. It's my show where I talk about movies and review them and tell you which movies to see and which ones you should skip. It's a really great show and an honor to do it for you guys every week. And thank you for letting me do the show and thanks to the website for putting it up. My guest today is Gregg Turkington.
Gregg: Hey guys, good to be here, and congratulations Tim on so far a great season.
Tim: Yeah, it's been a lot of fun talking movies with you and we only have one movie today we're going to talk about. It's called The Croods. And that's not C-R-U-D-E-S, It's C-R-O-O-D-S. Directed by another directing team here, we got Kirk D'Amico and Chris Sanders. Starring the voices of Nicholas Cage, Ryan Reynolds and Emma Stone. Another wonderful fun movie about the past, cavemen and whatnot. This is the world's first family must embark on a journey through new lands after the cave which has always sheltered them is destroyed. So obviously it starts from a place of sadness but it's a lot of fun and it's beautifully drawn and it has a tremendous energy to it. One of my favorite movies of the year, Gregg?
Gregg: Yeah I got to say, thinking about this movie just makes me feel warm all over. It was a lot of fun. I went with a couple family members and they had fun and they're not professional critics or experts but they know what they like and they like this movie and I like it too.
Tim: I love that. I love sort of coming off the high horse a little bit and saying oh well guess what, people of all ages, and not just- you don't have to be some hootie-tootie film critic or something like that. This is really for the people, by the people, and a great American film. Nicholas Cage's voice is so distinctive. I forgot that he was in this and I went to go see it and I go 'who's the sound of that voice? Reminds me of Nicholas Cage.' Lo and behold it was. And his voice is so that- that's how distinctive it is.
Gregg: He's an Academy Award winner so he's not going to muck around. He's going to give you a good performance, whatever it is. And in this case, we're lucky to have him because this movie really sort of blew my mind. It was great.
Tim: It's funny because this has always been a fantasy of mine is what was it like back in the caveman days, you know, not just what we see from Flintstones but actually what was it like. This kind of bridges the gap where it's not just, it's not like a documentary of course but it's not as silly and ridiculous as the Flintstones. It's more grounded but still with a lot of heart, greatly drawn. I give it five bags of popcorn.
Gregg: Well I guess this is more like the Flintstones but if you were to sort of hollow out stones and make popcorn containers out of that that's what they would have done on the Flintstones so I would give it five of those.
Tim: Alright. I'm sorry I have not slept.
Gregg: So five tubs of popcorn.
Tim: Alright well now I'm very excited. This is a very special episode and I should have said that in the beginning that this is a very special episode. We're going to be doing a Stump The Buff. So can we get the graphics for Stump The Buff.
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Tim: This is where we ask our esteemed film expert a series of trivia questions about the movies. And this is kind of neat: we have worked out with the thingx.com that they are going to be donating $500 for every question that Gregg gets right to the American Cancer Society.
Gregg: This is going to be fun and I know we're going to go into four digits at least.
Tim: *laughs* Alright well let's get it started with the first question here. Who was the cinema- I feel like I'm Alex Trebek or something. It's very cool for me too. Alright now, first question is- Behind The Lens: Who was the cinematographer for Robert Altman's Popeye?
Gregg: Robert Altman... was the director. Um... so that... it was Andrew Dunn. The cinematographer Andrew Dunn.
Tim: Nope sorry. It was um... Giuseppe Rotunno. Rotunno. 
Gregg: *grumbles*
Tim: French guy... Italian guy.
Gregg: I think it was Andrew Dunn. He did the uh, if you've seen the Steve Martin- well we talked about Steve Martin movie A Simple Twist of Fate which was a movie that we covered onthis show-
Tim: Alright well speaking of Steve Martin this is our second question. So we have one wrong
so far, zero money raised. Ready for your second question?
Gregg: Yep!
Tim: How many movies- You'll like this one because I know you're a big fan of this guy. How many movies did Steve Martin make in the 80s? That's a good question, how many movies did Steve Martin make...
Gregg: Hmm, okay. This is easy... *mumbling*
Tim: How many movies did Steve Martin make in the 1980s?
Gregg: Thirteen. 13 movies.
Tim: Oh man. Close. Unlucky 13 because the answer is 14. Alright 0 for 2.
GreggL No, it's 13. Um... are you counting the decade-
Tim: I didn't make these- I didn't write these questions. 
Gregg: But are you, a decade-
Tim: These are from the official-
Gregg: I'm counting the decade the way a decade goes which is from 1981 to 1990. That's 10 years, that 's what I was counting and that's where I got my number. So I think I'm right.
Tim: Well I'm going by 14. Yeah, the number is 14. So-
Gregg: But that's not really the 80s. The 80s actually go from 1980-
Tim: I don't think it would make a difference, I think it would still be- your answer would be wrong no matter what. Alright third question we've raised no money yet. 
Gregg: Well we could have raised money if you worded the questions properly.
Tim: Alright third question. How do you spell, this is one of your favorite actors you should know the answer this one. How do you spell Richard Dreyfuss?
Gregg: You're not going to throw it out on a technicality if I don't spell Richard too? Like you threw out the last one on a technicality. 
Tim: Just... I think you have to spell the whole name.
Gregg: Just to make sure it's R-I-C-H-A-R-D and then it's D-R-Y-F-U-S... SS or S? I think it's one S... F-U-S-S-... F-U-S... Dreyfuss... F-U-S... Jeez... F-U-S-S? Yeah, there's two S's. It's D-R-Y-F-U-S-S.
Tim: Okay. It's D-R-E-Y-F-U-S-S. So.
Gregg: F-U-S-S. That's what I said.
Tim: I know but, E-Y. D-R-E-Y-F-U...
Gregg: D-R-E. ohh... Oh yeah.
Tim: Thought you'd get that one. Alright, well that's 0 for 3. Focus in, you're my buff. Let's just focus and get one of these right, two of these right. That'd be great. This one is an easy one, you'll get this one. Raise some money for the American Cancer Society. Ready? Who won best supporting actor for his role in city slickers?
Gregg: Billy Crystal. 
Tim: No.
Gregg: Er-uh, it's supporting actor.
Tim: Alright, Jack Palance. That's the correct answer.
Gregg: Yeah, I thought you said best actor. 'Cause the Best Actor Oscar.
Tim: No, Billy Crystal didn't win best actor anyways. He starred in the movie. Alright, um, well, fort number five. This is the final question. Let's see if we can raise $500 for the American Cancer Society, which I think they'd appreciate. Alright. How many Oscars did the film Titanic win?
Gregg: Seven.
Tim: Eleven. Okay.
Tim: Thanks for watching. Cut the thing.
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