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Tim: I love this movie!
Tim: Skip it.
Tim: You're gonna want to see this one in the theaters.
Ti: It's On Cinema at the Cinema with me, your host Tim Heidecker.
Tim: Alright, welcome to On Cinema Podcast. On... Damn it! On Cinema at the Cinema, my name is Tim Heidecker and this is my show where we talk about movies and... uh, my guest is Gregg Turkington.
Gregg: Hey guys, good to be here and especially with these two movies that you have for us today Tim. 
Gregg: We have a couple movies we want to get through today, sorry I'm in a rush because I have to leave very soon for a doctor's appointment and then off to the lawyers for some bullshit. My movie today is Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters directed by Thor Freudenha- Freudenhagel- Freudenthal. 
Gregg: Freudenthal. Yeah. It's a German name.
Tim: And starring Logan Lerman, Sean Bean, Nathan Fillon, Stanley Tucci and Jake Abel. A bunch of no names again. It's a bad year.
Gregg: It's a good year actually. So far-
Tim: The son of Poseidon and his friends embark on a quest- Oh.... Hold that. On a monster to find a... fleece... Gregg: And stop an ancient evil! This is a really fun movie. It's kind of like, I would say it's sort of like the Hobbit underwater, you know. Hobbit meets Jaws if you will. These sort of fantastical characters, much as we loved in the Hobbit but in an under the ocean setting. And so of course I really liked it. I would hope that this is the beginning of a new franchise. That's always a neat thing to be part of is to be present when a new franchise starts. And I think the Percy Jackson franchise could go down in history as one of the best. I give this five bags of popcorn and a cup of water in which you can drop a plastic Hobbit.
Tim: Also I give it five bags of popcorn to stay on the point with you. I appreciate that. I didn't get the chance to see this one but I trust your opinion, so.
Gregg: You didn't see the movie?
Tim: I saw... the trailer and I gave it five bags of popcorn. Seems like a movie I'd like. Poseidon.  
Gregg: You'd like it. You love the Hobbit. 
Tim: I love the Poseidon Adventure. So this is the son of Poseidon.
Gregg: Imagine Shelley Winters and that gang wasn't in the Poseidon Adventure but taking place with Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf and things like that. That's kind of what you're looking at with this. It's fantastical and fantastic. 
Tim: Well it sounds great to me and I'm sure it's a fine movie so five bags of popcorn for that. The next movie is a Elysium directed by Neill Blonk- Blum- All these names... Neill with two L's... stupid. Blumpkomp. Blomkamp. This is a practical joke?
Tim: Matt Damon, Jodie Foster, Charlo Clopla- Cloley. Charlto Copely. Matt Damon I know. 
Gregg: He's great.
Tim: and Jodie Foster. Set in the year 2154 as a science fiction movie where the wealthy live on a man-made space station and the rest reside on ruined earth, the man takes on a mission that could bring equality to the polarized worlds. So this is not only an action movie but science fiction and got a message...
Gregg: Mm-hm.
Tim: About uh, politics. This is a little too much of a, kinda like a liberal kind of thing for me, because Matt Damon. And it had sort of this negative attitude towards blacks. 
Gregg: That's not the way I saw it. I saw it as a popcorn movie.
Tim: Set in the year 20- No, I didn't see this one. I didn't see it. Five bags of popcorn because I like science fiction so I recommend that one. I'm sorry it's just been a hard week for me to get out and see movies.
Gregg: Well you know sometimes movies are a good way to take your mind off your problems especially movies.
Tim: Well first of all when you're moving... When you have they make it come in for testing every- every two days... and they're taking blood and they're taking fluid
out of my spine now.
Gregg: But you know a lot of the actors in these films have problems too and they show up on set and they do their job and you end up with a good movie out of it and...
Tim: *sighs*
Gregg: Geat film.
Tim: Well we have a big happy birthday going out to M. Night Shyamalan who directed one of my favorite movies Signs. Thank you M. Shyamalan for the gift of filmmaking that you're a part of and uh, happy birthday M. Shyamalan. M. Night Shyamalan.
Gregg: And I would love to see you work with Bruce Willis.
Tim: Mm-hmm. 
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Tim: It's a little bit too much which is why I asked you guys to give me an extra month. I can't keep coming in here each week and you expect me to move heaven and earth to see all these movies. And half of them junk.
Gregg: Two movies?
Tim: I honestly haven't had- first of me, there's no movie theater where I'm from close to where I am now.
Gregg: A lot of these things...
Tim: Then you can get me screeners. Then you can get me fucking screeners. Sorry. 
Tim: Alright let's go to Popcorn uh- *sighs* Ugh, my fuckin head.
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Tim: No- uh, On Cinema On Location. Go to cut to that. Whichever one we have.
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Gregg: Hollywood California. Every street has a story, and these are but just a few on On Cinema On Location.
Gregg: Hey guys welcome to another episode of On Cinema On Location. We're here in front of Excelsior High School. Well if you don't know anything about movies, you wouldn't know this but Excelsior High School is actually the setting for Rydell High in Greece II. Greece II, the musical and some of the songs were shot and filmed right here at Rydell Excelsior High School.
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Tim: Okay thank you for that Gregg. Thanks for being a team player. 
Gregg: Yep and again
Percy Jackson... five bags of popcorn?
Tim: Yeah five bags of popcorn.
Gregg: See you next week.
Tim: Thanks for- Turn the lights on I didnt- Thanks for watching.
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Tim: Don't say... Don't talk to the audience like that. Talk to me.
Gregg: If you're not talking to the audience someone has to...
Tim: *smacks cards*
Tim: I gotta go. I need to get to the doctor.

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