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Tim: These are great movies!
Tim: When you got movies like Tom Cruise in them, you can't lose.
Tim: Six bags of popcorn, two sodas.
Tim: It's On Cinema at the Cinema with me, your host Tim Heidecker.
Tim: *wincing* Ah, god...
Tim: Hi everybody, my name is Tim Heidecker and I am the host of On Cinema At the Cinema, which is the program you're watching right now. It's on internet. And it's a movie show where we talk about movies and review upcoming movie releases. And my guest is Gregg Turkington. Gregg, thanks for coming on the show again.
Gregg: Hey guys, yeah, it's nice to be on the show. We had a little bit of a break before this season and of course I was busy setting a world's record. But to get back here and do what I started doing, sort of reviewing movies, that's kind of my first love. So I'm glad to be back.
Tim: Well, I am almost here against- um, I'd rather not be here, in other words, 'cause I'm in my foot isn't a lot of pain. And I'll just show you, by the way, again, these boots have been a lot of fun to just go around but I've got the weirdest thing going on. I was telling you guys about the tingling. And this, the past week, foot has gotten so swollen that you could see here. I don't wanna gross everybody out, but-
Gregg: Well...
Tim: Look at that.
Tim: That's bad. The whole foot's sort of numb and I've just been putting neosporin on it and stuff but it's, ah geez, it's like very tender. So, no disrespect to my boots, but I'm gonna just let this breathe a little bit while we talk. My nephew turned me on to this, what they call an acupuncturist. Who uses a Chinese needle as sort of an alternative medicine and I'm gonna be seeing him tomorrow and he's gonna be doing a whole evaluation of my body, probably helping me with my weight loss and with all the tingling and numbness. And hopefully, that's sort of the magic cure and I'll just not worry about my health anymore. And it's called acupuncturist. And that will be who I see tomorrow. But anyway, I'm gonna power through. Alright, our movie Today is the Nut Job, starring- directed by Peter Lepeni- Peter L-E-P-E-N-I-O-T-I-S. Peter Lepinapenis. And cast of Will Arnett, one of my favorites, Katherine Heigl and Brendan Fraser. Surly, a grumpy independent squirrel is banished from the park and forced to live in the city. It's here where he finds the one thing that could save his friends lives as they gear up for winter, Maury's Nut Store. This is a great movie. It's great seeing Brendan Fraser back in a movie again. I've always loved him and I love looking at Katherine Heigl. I love, she's just the kind of woman I like in terms of beauty and sex appeal. She is hot, she's a 10.
Gregg: Yeah, no, it's a great animated picture.
Tim: Huh?
Gregg: If you've seen the movie, you would know that it's had made a film about a squirrel.
Tim: Wow, so thanks to Peter Lepeniotis for making this movie and I didn't realize it was an animated movie.
Gregg: Yeah.
Tim: So the technology is getting-
Gregg: It's pretty clear about one second in.
Tim: I know but I'm saying the techno-... Sometimes you have to admit though the technology now is so good that some of these animated movies look like real life.
Gregg: Some of them do, but when a squirrel starts talking you generally know it's an animated picture.
Tim: Right, now I realize, yes, okay, that makes sense.
Gregg: Yes, or if you looked at the movie poster on your way into the theater, you'd probably have a clue as well.
Tim: Well, it almost reminded me of the old Roger Rabbit movie where it mixed that sort of real world
with the animated world.
Gregg: Yeah, I mean--
Tim: And did it- was an animated or was it not? I don't know. In any event, when I hear the voice of Katherine Heigl and Brendan Fraser, it do reminds me of who they are. So maybe I was even just daydreaming a little bit during the movie imagining... those two together romantically. That would be interesting. Something for a memo to Hollywood you wanna put them two in bed together. Easy on the eyes.
Gregg: *groans*
Tim: I'm sorry, I think I'm gonna go to the emergency room. 'Cause I don't wanna get gangrene.
Greg: I don't think you will. I think what you have is diabetes.
Tim: It's not diabetes. And it stinks down there too, it smells like-
Gregg: Yeah, it does.
Tim: It's not normal foot odor, it's sort of a... open wound.
Gregg: Yeah, maybe you should give the movie five bags of popcorn and five bags of smelling salts so that we can block out the smell.
Tim: Alright, well, let's move along to our next movie, which ironically is called Ride Along, directed by Tim Story. How do you like that, Tim Story. Almost as, if they made a... bio- uh, documentary or more normal biographical picture about myself, you'd call it Tim Story.
Gregg: I think you'd call it The Nut Job.
Tim: You watch yourself. You're a guest on my show. Show respect for being here. Show respect for that seat. I got a line 10 people deep that wanna sit in that chair and wanna talk about movies.
Gregg: Well, they probably don't wanna sit in it now.
Tim: They do. And watch your mouth. I am who I am.
Tim: the cast is Ice Cube, whatever that is, ten- Kevin Hart, Nikka- Tikka Sumpter, and John Leg-... what's that, Leggy-zamo? Legizamo... And this is about a fast talking security guard joins his cop brother-in-law James on a 24 hour patrol of Atlanta in order to prove himself worth of marrying Ja- worthy of marrying James's sister. This is almost like a Ferris Bueller's Day off. Let's see how much we can cram into a movie in terms of 24 hours.
Gregg: There's a lot of action in it, and if you're an action fan, you'll like this, but there's more to it than that. I think it's interesting that you would cast Ice Cube in a movie that's this hot, because they'd have to worry about him melting on the set. It's a fun movie. I'm gonna give it five bags of popcorn and a tray of ice.
tim: I like this movie a lot. I, in fact, went to see it again separately on my own as a gift to myself because I was in a lot of pain. And I remember that the film itself let me forget a little bit about the pain happening in my leg. So I wanna thank Tim Story, and if he has any ideas for me to be a part of his whole, this movie- or not this movie, but other movies, let me know. It'd kinda be neat to be in a movie directed by Tim Story, starring Tim Heidecker, directed by Tim Story. Just fun.
Gregg: Reminds me of the Toy Story.
Tim: It doesn't matter what reminds you of. I use this as my show. If I'm gonna talk about whatever I wanna talk about, I'm gonna do it.
Tim: Five bags of popcorn from me, starring Tim Story. Alright, now finally on our segment, we're gonna talk about the segment of Gregg Turkington's called Popcorn Classics. Popcorn Classics. Get through it. Go go.
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Gregg: Hey guys, today's Popcorn Classic is, well, Forget Paris with Billy Crystal and Debra Winger.
Tim: *wincing and groaning* I gotta wrap this back up...
Gregg:If you love when Harry met Sally, you're gonna love Forget Paris. And it's kind of funny that it's called Forget Paris, 'cause this is a movie I will never forget. And I recommend you see it, it's Popcorn Classic.
Tim: Alright, thank you very much for watching. Cut.
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Tim: I need him out of the building now, 'cause he just called me a nut job.

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